Showing posts with label You're So Vain. Show all posts
Showing posts with label You're So Vain. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 20, 2013

IQ

First of all, I believe my intelligence is most evident in an artistic sense & that artistic smarts are hard to test with numbers & symbol matching. Secondly, IQ test apps are killer for my ego. I took a test last week on the Ipad (since lately I seem to be into tests but , I do question if they are legit) & I should have used a scratch piece of paper to help me solve but, I thought I'd be a badass & just eyeball it. I ended up with a score just slightly above average. I'm the gal that rarely plays board games because I can't stand to lose & I feel like I failed the stupid test. Then I made the mistake of telling my husband the score, he still loves me just the same but did reveal his genius level IQ score after my confession, jerk. The man could be in Mensa or work for NASA or hold his own up against Einstein. After his revelation, all I want is to be a smartypants damnit, I just want to keep up! I told him he better hope & pray that our unborn children get his intelligence, otherwise dad will be a miserable frustrated mess helping with homework. As much as I wish it would, being good with color & design doesn't help a young kid out in school-I speak from experience. I think I'm going to retake the stupid test until I come out with an even better score, would that count?

Tuesday, May 29, 2012

bday

Today is my 31st birthday.
I woke up with a nice zit.
The End.

Friday, January 13, 2012

Haircut for Humanity. (really for vanity but humanity sounded better)

I finally cut my hair! I was getting tired of having no specific style, yes it was beautiful hair but I was feeling so blah. After thinking about it for waaaay too long , I was inspired by Kate's cut from http://www.thesmallthingsblog.com/2011/09/my-haircut.html. (I am also now on the Aquage Uplifting Foam bandwagon, this stuff is awesome, no wonder it has a cult following!) My fabulous stylist/therapist KK, rocked my haircut. She was able to cut off 13 inches to donate to sweet little babes with cancer and other illnesses that cause hair loss. Locks of Love accepts UNbleached hair 10 inches or longer to be made into children's wigs, but will also accept shorter and/or grey hair to be sold to help offset costs. Here's my cheesy self portrait in the car prior to my cut, I was pretty nervous!

Look at all of that hair! This marks my third donation!

The new & improved ol' gal:
BOOM!

If you care to make a hair donation of your own, go to http://www.locksoflove.org/, help a child feel just that much more "normal" & gorgeous too!